Notes by Nectar

Your destiny lies in your own hands

Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve posted these. I barely have time to read the Gulf News these days (or the ‘Galat’ News as a friend of mine calls it) but there are clearly just as many mistakes on websites here in Dubai!

David Guetto? Interesting...

David Guetto? Interesting…

Avocada? This was actually at XO in London

Avocada? This was actually at XO in London

I'm pretty sure they mean 'Korean'. This was also in London - at Gogi in Maida Vale

I’m pretty sure they mean ‘Korean’. This was also in London – at Gogi in Maida Vale

This is just bullshit. I know 'i' and 'u' are next to each other on the keyboard but can't you read??

This is just bullshit. I know ‘i’ and ‘u’ are next to each other on the keyboard but can’t you read??

Mayham, indeed

Mayham, indeed

National Dday? Sounds scary

National Dday? Sounds scary

If you can't even spell De Klerk's name right, you're in the wrong job

If you can’t even spell De Klerk’s name right, you’re in the wrong job

Expolsive! Haha

Expolsive! Haha

Yup, they really do need 'edotors and proofreaders'

Yup, they really do need ‘edotors and proofreaders’

If this was my wedding card, I would weep

If this was my wedding card, I would weep

This just makes me laugh

This just makes me laugh

'Don' your best reds...

‘Don’ your best reds…

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